Ballet Pumps


Don't know about you but my feet are killing me just looking at these!

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Big BIG Brother!


I spy with my little eye...Holy Crap!...It's the CIA Nebula!

0


Merman Carcass


Yes...Merman! How else do you think we get little Merm people?

0


Worst Nightmare!


Hello, mom? Can I have my old room back? Ginger keeps walking back into the dorm with dead squirrels in her mouth and frankly, I'm getting a little annoyed.

0


Smoked Chicken


What came first...the chicken or the Camel?

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Catnip Junkie!


"Just a little bit more...oh please, oh please, oh pleeeeeease!"

1


Home Run!


"Is that a rosin bag in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

0


Trolling for Trouble!


Kid Travis...all trouble, all the time!

2


Top Heavy


"I've over-siliconed and I can't get up!"

5


Madonna Letterman


What if Madonna and David Letterman had a child...

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